Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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