we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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