My friends, they love my intelligence
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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