whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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