Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself