you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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