Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize