There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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