i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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