Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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