her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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