I wish i was in the wii world.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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