dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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