We won't sleep together?
I'm so fucking centered right now
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Are we still banned from the library?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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