Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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