At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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