you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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