fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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