i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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