Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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