4 words: hood of his car
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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