i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there was a trapeze. enough said
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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