Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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