Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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