You're a womanizer and a bitch.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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