Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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