Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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