I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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