I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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