Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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