I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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