Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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