Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.