Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?