she woke up with a sticky ear
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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