508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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