the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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