..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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