Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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