Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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