We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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