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My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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