Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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