We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps