franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We are two peas in an std pod
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
