i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was born a porn star she said
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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