Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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