i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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