But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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