How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed