My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will