i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm bleeding and have questions
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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