someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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